My love for big boat convertibles is pretty evident by the number of them I’ve posted in this space, but this bad boy takes the cake. It doesn’t matter that it’s the ideal year (for me, anyway), or that it looks to be rust-free and straight. It’s the king because of the pimpalicious purple hue and the full-on crack -dealer-spec two-tone white and black diamond pattern seats, door, panels, floors(!), and dash pad. Combine those attributes with the chrome wire wheels with spinners and wide whites, and you’re just couple fender-mounted chandeliers from Defcon 1 pimpatude. I don’t normally post the actual links to these ads because they degrade so fast, but I feel obligated to here, so you can witness the magnificence yourself. Just bring one of those CSI-style blacklights before you sit in any of the seats.