Put on your platform shoes, grab a blacklight, and pop a couple Valtrex, because we’re diving deep into a cesspool of 70’s excess today. Personally, I think this thing is kind of cool, what with the period turbine wheels and the bright blue paint. I also thought all custom vans required a Viking warrior slaying a dragon on Mars airbrushed on the side, but I guess this one escaped that trend. What didn’t escape was Cookie Monster, because it looks like somebody skinned him and used his pelt to upholster the floor and sides of the van. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter how cheap this van is, you couldn’t get me to set foot inside this petri dish without a biohazard suit. I don’t want to even think about the smell.
October 16, 2012
As Seen on Craigslist – 1975 Dodge Shaggin’ Wagon